timecurry:

hellohelbig:

justindonuts:

lets-get-krunk:

"I really don’t want to shower but I want to be clean" an autobiography

"Now that I’m in the shower I really dont wanna get out" a sequel

"Now that I’m out, I don’t want to put on clothes" the spin-off

"I’m sitting here in my towel and I must have showered 2 hours ago" the self help booklet

beauxbatons:

when im dead sext me through a ouija board

andrewpauldost:

i want dogs to be allowed at more places and i want children under 6 to not be

MILEY’S SUBMISSIONS TO THE GRAMMYS.

itscyrusbabe:

mileyraycyrus:

  1. We Can’t Stop - ROY, SOY, Pop Solo
  2. Adore You - Music Video
  3. SMS Bangerz - Pop Duo/Group
  4. Come Get It Bae - (SOY), Pop Duo/Group
  5. Lucy In The Sky With Diamonds - Pop Duo/Group
  6. Bangerz - AOY, Pop Album

i can’t believe wrecking ball or drive or someone else aren’t here like wtf